Fire Alarm

So here's an email that I got today, my response to it, and the hall director's response back, I found it humorous.

Subject: Fire alarm testing

Hi Everyone-

The yearly fire alarm system test will be occurring next Monday July 25th at approximately 1pm.
The inspectors will need to key into every apartment to make sure the sound and strobe lights are working. They will be going through every apartment in the building.

The company rep has explained that it should just be a couple of seconds in each apartment to do a visual check of the strobe in the kitchen area and to listen for the voice automated part of the alarm.

Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns.

Nicole

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Subject: RE: Fire alarm testing

Hi Nicole,

I just have one concern, should we remove the dead bodies from our living room?? Or will they be too distracted by the strobe lights to notice?? just curious, thanks!

-The Boys of 123

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Subject: RE: Fire alarm testing

They are not concerned with dead bodies so feel a-okay to leave them. However, make sure they are not getting dead body juices on the furniture or carpet or you may get a cleaning charge when you move out.

Thanks,

Nicole


Have a nice summer!

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