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Went to the doctor today. That was great. Nothing wrong.. well nothing major. Shorties watching shorties, that has great potential to be quite funny, lewis black, janeane garoffalo however you spell it, jay mohr and someone else... well that seems like it should be funny... Alrighty, well, there isn't much new with me, apparently people i won't name any names.. steve.. want me to update this even more than i have been lately because he wants to live vicariously through me. I don't think that me updating my blog is going to do this.. but ya know... it's steve.. uhh... i mean some unknown guy with a bag over his head... but yeah... lewis black is god as you all know... apparently he's having a mini tour, but the closest he's coming to me is Des Moines, IA. So kyle.. there ya go... but as for anyone else too bad. well that's it for me.. I'm out... have a nice summer!
Trying is the first step toward failure. - Homer Simpson Is that not the truth. I've decided that there should be a book on women. I don't know anyone that would be qualified to write it. I got the comment today... "Why can't all guys be as nice as you?" my only thought is why doesn't that qualify me to be able to have a girlfriend?? my favorite link lately is this.. http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html it's also in my AIM profile, you have to read it. I like to call it a biography of my life.. well I don't agree with all of it, toward the end, the last couple paragraphs have some stuff that I wouldn't say or agree with personally. But still the majority of it is my life, unfortunately. But anyway... that's life... I have nothing further to say i guess..
So the most exciting thing that's happened to me in the last 2 months or so happened yesterday. I finally found a map! not just any map mind you, a map of Portage county, being the county directly east of me including cities such as stevens point (Who is steven and what is the point? sorry.) but this map has ponds on it!! yayyy! Now i know where they are, and i can make these people buy stuff from me! I'll be rollin' in the dough no doubt... or i'll eat jelly beans for the rest of my life and live in my dad's basement.. Without a doubt one of those will happen. So lately i've been reading other random peoples' blogs.. and I've found that there are actually people that have live's and do stuff. I didn't know about this. I just hold up all the story telling for some unlucky soul on a long airplane ride. I can then release all the built up pressure like in a hose that's been crimped. And yes, i realize that they'll probably go home