Alright, the explanation that I'm sure you've all been wondering about, or maybe you haven't, but now you will, 'cause that's how it works. The origin of "Have a Nice Summer!" will be told... now.

So my step-dad and I were in wal-mart buying some crap, 'cause that's all that they have there. This is a professor Tan type thing but, I hate wal-mart as much as he hates microsoft. So anyway.. we were in wal-mart and just checked out, now I have to set this up a little bit. It's December or maybe January, either way it's frickin' cold out. Also note, Wal-mart hires handicapped, both physically and mentally, people to be their greeters which is cool. So if you can't see what happened already... We're walking out the door and the greeter or in this case.. wait... what is the opposite of greeter?? A question that has perplexed many of us now... I've gotten suggestions such as leaver, sender, or ungreeter.. but anyway... when we were leaving the "ungreeter" instead of saying have a nice day or thanks for shopping at walmart or even keep warm! He yells out, HAVE A NICE SUMMER! in the loudest wierdest voice I've ever heard in my life, I couldn't stop laughing, at least I made it out the door so he couldn't see/hear me. But that my friends and foes is the origin of the comment that consummates every post. May it live in infamy forever more.

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I should clarify, I shouldn't say that it is on every post, but a fair number, and it occurs in all of the recent posts.

oh.. i almost forgot... Have a Nice Summer!!

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