ieatpaint.com

In honor of the new template, I thought I'd rip off something from ieatpaint.com How nice of me right?? Well, here's the idea, for the last few weeks I've been monitoring the searches that bring people into my site. Some of the more entertaining one's I'm putting on here, along with my comments. Enjoy!

i could no longer feel my legs
That’s really rather unfortunate, I hope the nerves in your hands are working now

Mitch Hedberg really dead
Yes

Mitch Hedberg Alive
No

Bergstrom’s Car Dealership
In a fortunate twist of fate when doing a yahoo search of Bergstrom’s Car Dealership my site is the first that comes up.

Does Walking Up Stairs Build Bigger Legs
Being the anatomy expert I am, I’d say the compression on your joints would actually cause them to shrink, avoid stairs at all costs.

My Grandmother’s On Fire
Solution: Water. Unless it’s a grease fire, then Solution: Baking Soda. Gotta love Eddie Izzard!


Have a nice summer!

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