Bubbles

So, what's been up with Ryan lately? Well, I'll tell you what. Let's see, we'll start with my last post. That was about Jack, essentially he pissed me off and I forcibly removed him from my room, enough said. Now, since then I've done pretty much nothing except work and go to classes. I have a persuasive speech to give on tuesday and a surprise philosophy test on wednesday. I say surprise because our professor just told us we were going to have it, this wednesday. He originally wanted to do it Monday, but we complained and he gave us a full week. And, no, this test was not on our syllabus. So that sucks. On to other news, I had my band concert on Monday, it was fabulous hopefully I can get a copy of the cd from our band director. David was here from thursday night through Tuesday morning, after his meeting in the admissions office it looks like there's a good chance that he'll be coming here next year. Yayy for that! Now, on to last night's ...

You ever just wanted to beat somebody's face in with a brick? Yeah, you have.

So, anybody read the message board lately?? Good luck. I read through it again and I think the conversation took a turn for the worse, or the better, because of Tina's neverending complaints about the size of the message board, and this comment, Kati: Men in India have 12 inchers. From then on, it was just downhill. And apparently I'm a geek and a nerd now, so that's nice. Well, time to go study for that test I have at 9:30. Have a nice summer! EDIT: There was a problem with Tag-Board.com's servers which ended up in them losing all of the messages that this post was referring to.

Your Linguistic Profile: 70% General American English 20% Upper Midwestern 10% Yankee 0% Dixie 0% Midwestern What Kind of American English Do You Speak? Have a nice summer!

In honor of the new template, I thought I'd rip off something from ieatpaint.com How nice of me right?? Well, here's the idea, for the last few weeks I've been monitoring the searches that bring people into my site. Some of the more entertaining one's I'm putting on here, along with my comments. Enjoy! i could no longer feel my legs That’s really rather unfortunate, I hope the nerves in your hands are working now Mitch Hedberg really dead Yes Mitch Hedberg Alive No Bergstrom’s Car Dealership In a fortunate twist of fate when doing a yahoo search of Bergstrom’s Car Dealership my site is the first that comes up. Does Walking Up Stairs Build Bigger Legs Being the anatomy expert I am, I’d say the compression on your joints would actually cause them to shrink, avoid stairs at all costs. My Grandmother’s On Fire Solution: Water. Unless it’s a grease fire, then Solution: Baking Soda. Gotta love Eddie Izzard! Have a nice summer!

I was just watching tv, happened to come across BET. Which I never watch. But something caught my attention, it was Snoop Dogg, but someone else was singing in this high pitched 12 yr. old girl voice. As it turns out, I didn't realize Justin Timberlake was black. He's like the reverse Michael Jackson, he just needs the plastic surgery. His only problem is, he can't use the excuse that he got nose jobs to be able to hit the high notes. So yeah, Justin Timberlake + Snoop Dogg = What the hell... Have a nice summer!

That's the only way to sum up this weekend. Friday night I was sitting around, Tina, her roommate Kati, and Dan came to 123 Chancellors. Now, this Dan fellow, he's a mysterious one. Apparently from what I've been told Tina, Megan and Kati met him on their way up the hill and he came with them. I'm fairly certain that's how the story goes. Anyway, they came here, we hung out for a while, maybe had a few drinks, and then they went back to Towers. Well, that brings us to Saturday night. After I worked 10-6 Tina called around 7:45pm and said that her and Kati were going to come over and play drinking games. Well, we have pictures that probably won't go beyond the people involved for their own sake, *cough* kati *cough*. Anyway, the night went on until about 2am, Tina and Kati left around 1am super drunk after many fun events, including but not limited to, dancing in the window sill, dancing on the counter, dancing on the coffee table, dancing on the floor, ...

This sums up the weekend. I did have to edit parts of it, they're in italics. This was taken from my roommate Tim's Journal, I'm not sure that he'd want the site given out, so I'm just copying it here. Hopefully there's no copyright. ;) So here goes... Things I learned this weekend/Sweet Quote 1) You're a good man Charlie Brown- a damn good man. (The musical playing on campus right now.) 2) Tina is a horrible person. (I would like to inform everyone that I retracted this statement because of it's lack of truth.) 3) David is actually an illegal immigrant from Mexico with the name Diaz. (Hehe, now the INS knows!) 4) Cinderblock is official fired from all door guarding duties. (Mark, I don't care if she said please.) 5) I finally found out what the end of Alfie is (after the third time seeing it!) 6) Bornino is still an Italian Stallion- with or without the goatee. (This be Ken for anyone that knows him.) Sweet Quote of the Day (for all people who comp...

"Treat everyone the way you would like to be treated." We've all heard it hundreds of times, but have any of us ever stopped to think about it?? Now, if this were actually something that most everybody lived by, then it would be great to be a complete ass. Bear with me. Theoretically, nobody should treat you badly because they won't want to be treated badly themselves. So in theory, if you were a complete ass to everyone, they would still have to be nice to you if they lived by this rule. Still good advice?? Damn you philosophy... Have a nice summer!

This was one crazy weekend. I just realized earlier that I have drank for three weekends in a row now. Next weekend ought to make four. The prior two have been rather uneventful, at least nothing worth sharing with all of you. Jesus, this isn't a joke, I was just sitting here typing and I swear I heard my little sister say, "Ryan." And she kept repeating it, and then I got annoyed and grabbed the mouse, as if to finally answer her, but then I realized, she's not here and I'm hallucinating. To continue, though the other drinking engagements were fun, they didn't quite match up to the craziness of this weekend, well, at least not in the same respect. Friday: Upon leaving work I return to my place of residence and prepare for the party in Club 407. The guys upstairs, well one of them, was having a "house" party in his apartment. So, I headed up there after repeatedly calling people to get them to come up. I consistently got the response, "m...