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I'm stuck in a world of randomness. I'll try to describe it.

It's like being in a world where an intertwined Mitch Hedberg and George Carlin stand-up comedy performance is playing, with all of the randomness that would entail. While this is playing, you're dancing around with Teletubbies and Frank the rabbit from Donnie Darko. Sticking with the DD theme, let's have some subtle Gary Jules' Mad World playing quietly in the background. Three black spirits keep shooting by, you see them, but never get a good look at them, either moving too fast for you to see, or too far away to make out any details. The concept of snow on an overpass surrounded by nothing but air is inexplicably confusing. Apparently omelettes can be square. Unnamed CD's make for good listening, they're like a "insert Forest Gump quote here." When people share their music it is exciting, when all of their music is Christian bands except for the Slipknot CD, it's just plain confusing. I wanna put mayonnaise in a toaster. Isn't it Ironic Alanis? No, that's just shitty luck. And you aren't God, no matter what Silent Bob might say er.. gesture. Perception is the ally and enemy of belief, I don't believe anything that I don't perceive as true. On the other hand, if it's perceived as true, it has to be, at least in your own mind. My Light Emitting Diodes are red instead of green, it's spiffy. Eating a king size Butterfinger bar and drinking a 20 oz. Mountain Dew has inconceivable ill affects when you're stuck in some tar, I mean, stuck in a car. It's ok little buddy I'll help you out. Alright I'll finish it. Oh his legs came right off. There ya go. It's ok, he's a snake now. Is there a random chance that randomly showing random signs of random randomness could actually randomly make things clearer? Oh.. I'm Hungary. Hi, I'm Lebanon.

AHHHHH! Enough! My mind's about to implode. HELP ME!

!remmus ecin a evaH

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