Here's a conversation, that will work as my post.. mostly because i'm lazy... and also because you get the slightest view into how screwed up my brain is. :)
The conversation is with my cousin Kyle.. aka KL Snow. Read on at your own risk.

TheEvilKL (9:52:01 AM): well, it's morning and the house is quiet.
lilrichysspanky (9:52:07 AM): dun dun dun
TheEvilKL (9:52:14 AM): yeah.
TheEvilKL (9:52:26 AM): I did have a dream I was fighting skeletons last night though.
lilrichysspanky (9:52:38 AM): mine isn't so quiet... they've been doing construction for a couple weeks now... wake me up at 7 every morning...
lilrichysspanky (9:52:45 AM): i had a dream i was flying
lilrichysspanky (9:52:48 AM): in a space suit
lilrichysspanky (9:52:56 AM): and i had the ibggest tv i'd ever seen
TheEvilKL (9:53:04 AM): lol
lilrichysspanky (9:53:15 AM): which we put up in the space ship on one of those tv holders that you put in your bedroom
TheEvilKL (9:53:16 AM): Frank's 4 thousand inch tv?
lilrichysspanky (9:53:20 AM): pretty close
lilrichysspanky (9:53:25 AM): it gets better
TheEvilKL (9:53:53 AM): I've had lots of dreams where I can fly lately, for some reason...almost always I can at least double jump.
lilrichysspanky (9:54:31 AM): while we were putting the tv up... we had to close the sliding doors.. yes sliding doors like a train car on a space ship... because the police were shooting at us. they wouldn't come any closer, but they kept shooting... and i'm pretty sure that johnny depp was there..
TheEvilKL (9:54:47 AM): lmao
TheEvilKL (9:55:08 AM): last night's party was defniitely byowd. (Weird Dream.)
lilrichysspanky (9:55:42 AM): then we went out of the space ship, johnny was in a space ship and I just flew around in a space suit... it was neat.
TheEvilKL (9:56:00 AM): LOL. I wanna be able to fly so bad.
lilrichysspanky (9:56:07 AM): reminded me alot of futurama... i swear there may have even been someone named mom
lilrichysspanky (9:56:16 AM): OH!
lilrichysspanky (9:56:21 AM): i just remembered the other part
lilrichysspanky (9:56:23 AM): hahahha
lilrichysspanky (9:56:26 AM): this is messed up
lilrichysspanky (9:56:55 AM): we were in my basement at my mom's, all of us were sleeping down there my mom, my stepdad, my sister, and my dad's dad for some reason...
lilrichysspanky (9:57:01 AM): and my grandma
lilrichysspanky (9:57:14 AM): we started talking about how my grandma has way too many shoes..
TheEvilKL (9:57:21 AM): LOL
lilrichysspanky (9:57:32 AM): so i started pulling on this cable that was apparently connected to her stockpile of shoes
lilrichysspanky (9:58:35 AM): and after I pulled long enough, the ceiling opened up and a wall of blue jeans fell down... it was the length of the basement on one side, and about 4' high and 4' wide... and then my grandma was going crazy because she didn't want to throw any of them away
TheEvilKL (9:58:51 AM): Have you seen the commercial yet where Kevin Garnett is carrying like 50 people on his shoulders?
TheEvilKL (9:58:54 AM): LMAO!
lilrichysspanky (9:59:10 AM): that was my night.. :-) haven't seen the commercial
TheEvilKL (9:59:46 AM): The commercial is hilarious too, but not quite as weird as your dream.

Have a nice summer!

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