So the most exciting thing that's happened to me in the last 2 months or so happened yesterday. I finally found a map! not just any map mind you, a map of Portage county, being the county directly east of me including cities such as stevens point (Who is steven and what is the point? sorry.) but this map has ponds on it!! yayyy! Now i know where they are, and i can make these people buy stuff from me! I'll be rollin' in the dough no doubt... or i'll eat jelly beans for the rest of my life and live in my dad's basement.. Without a doubt one of those will happen.

So lately i've been reading other random peoples' blogs.. and I've found that there are actually people that have live's and do stuff. I didn't know about this. I just hold up all the story telling for some unlucky soul on a long airplane ride. I can then release all the built up pressure like in a hose that's been crimped. And yes, i realize that they'll probably go home and commit suicide because they couldn't take all the sadness... (anybody seen andy richter controls the universe) but i think i'd feel much better... So that's it! I just have to go on an airplane ride... but i still have no money.. oh woe is me :(

WAIT!!! I DO have something interesting!!! well... not interesting i guess... but exciting, and even moreso than the map i got yesterday. I'm going to see Kill Bill Volume 2 tonight!! yayyyy! That's gonna be awesome! Quentin Tarantino is the greatest... oh, and my great grandpa died... i don't know if that should go in this paragraph, but it is god damnit... But apparently he didn't want a funeral, so they're having a memorial in a couple weeks. So my mom's coming over here to see her dad, because it was his dad that died... And I'm going over to appleton to watch a movie on the ultra screen! hmm.. i don't like how that last comment makes me look... Ok.. so here's the deal, i'm going to watch the movie then i'm coming back really early tomorrow morning and going to my grandpa's... see, i'm not a heartless bastard... Anyway, um, um, where was I? Kinda lost my train of thought. Uh, well, uh, OK. Anyway I, I know it's kinda been a roundabout way of saying it
but I guess the whole point I'm tryin' to make here is... I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT! That's all I'm really tryin' to say and, by the way, if one day you happen to wake up and find yourself in an existential quandry full of loathing (in las vegas, with fear... no doubt) and self-doubt and wracked with the pain and isolation of your pitiful meaningless existence at least you can take a small bit of comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in this crazy mixed-up universe of ours there's still a little place called Ryan's warped and cynical mind yayyyyy!

Have a nice summer everybody!

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